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At dawn the telephone rings, "Hello, Senor Rod? This Ernesto, the caretaker at your country house."
"Ah yes, Ernesto. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?"
"Um, I am just calling to advise you, Senor Rod, that your parrot, he is dead."
"My parrot dead? The one that won the international competition?"
"Si Senor, thats the one."
"Darn! Thats a pity. I spent a small fortune on that bird. What did he die from?"
"From eating the rotten meat, Senor Rod."
"Rotten meat? Who the heck fed him the rotten meat?"
"Nobody, Senor. He ate the meat of the dead horse."
"Dead horse? What dead horse?"
"The thoroughbred, Senor Rod."
"My prize thoroughbred is dead?"
"Yes Senor Rod, he died from all that work pulling the water cart."
"Are you insane?? What water cart?"
"The one we used to put out the fire, Senor."
"Good Lord!! What fire are you talking about, man??"
"The one at your house, Senor! A candle fell and the curtains caught on fire."
"What the heck?? Are you saying that my mansion is destroyed because of a candle??!!"
"Yes, Senor Rod."
"But there's electricity at the house!! What was the candle for?"
"For the funeral, Senor Rod."
"WHAT BLOODY FUNERAL??!!"
"Your wife's, Senor Rod, she showed up very late one night and I thought she was a thief. I couldn't find any ammo for your new custom built 300 Winchester Magnum big game hunting rifle, so I struck her on the head with it."
SILENCE...... LONG SILENCE...... LONG LONG SILENCE......
"Ernesto, if you put one scratch on my new custom built 300 Winchester Magnum big game hunting rifle, your going to be in deep, deep trouble!!
 

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Should be nothing to worry about if Ernesto used the butt of the rifle. Maybe some blood to clean off and then the rifle is good to go. It would be a mess trying to remove scratches.
 

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On the other hand... I wonder if Ernestor knew what the butt-end of the rifle is! He probably grabbed it by the barrel end without any consideration that there may be a cartridge in the chamber or not. Senor Rod is a klutz too, for employing Ernesto in the first place!
 
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