[tcreed88]

This used to be a great game I played when sitting around the campfire with a bunch of friends. I think most of you know what this is, but for those who don't this is how it goes... I will start a sentence of a random story and the next poster will continue the story by adding another sentence to the story. Have fun! - Walking down the street, a young boy spotted a shinny new penny just sitting across the street.

 

[ctfortner]

I will bite

The boy decides to walk across the street to pickup the shiny penny.

 

[happiestcamper]

Before he got there, Jackie Chan jumped out from an alley and picked it up first.

 

[bobrussell]

While distracted by Jackie Chan, he fails to notice the bus barreling down the road toward him.

 

[LSUTIGERDR]

As the bus locked it brakes, all he hear was the screaming of the tires.

 

[jackw]

Followed but the dull thud of the bus pulverising Nick Saban.

 

[csinns]

When the bus finally came to a stop, He was shocked to see it had no driver!

 

[happiestcamper]

Since he didn't have exact change, he wasn't concerned.

 

[ctfortner]

Since the bus had no driver the passengers questioned if it was ever really moving

 

[bobrussell]

As the passengers exit the bus, the boy notices that among them are Albert Einstein, Ben Franklin and Carl Sagen. He thinks "These are some of the smartest people in the world, with them all together, they could answer some of our biggest questions." He thinks for awhile and finally he asks....

 

[happiestcamper]

"What do I say when my wife asks if a dress makes her look big?"

 

[bobrussell]

albert says "discuss the Theory of Relativity" and Ben's reply is....