A bear and a rabbit are taking a poop in the woods. The bear looks over at the rabbit and asks, "Hey, do you have a problem with poop sticking to your fur?". The rabbit replies, "Actually no, I don't". So the bear wiped his butt with the rabbit.
Parrumm, pum.... good, mostly safe joke for when you're camping.
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