A cute joke

[barongan]

I like it !!

[frankgibbons]

I like the joke. It's good.

[pacolocco12]

I love this post! cracked me up

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[Babstreefern]

A blonde walks into a bank in London and asks to see the manager. She says she's going to Hong Kong on business for two weeks and needs to borrow £5,000.


The manager says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Ferrari.

The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.


The manager and the tellers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a £200,000 Ferrari as collateral against a £5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Ferrari into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the £5,000 and the interest, which comes to £17.41.


The manager says, 'Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled.


While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a millionairess. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow £5,000?'


The blonde replies...'Where else in central London can I park my car for two weeks for only £17.41 and expect it to be there when I return?'


Hooray!
A smart blonde joke at last!!

[ajjustin]

That is not a joke, it is more of poem than a joke. For me great jokes are pun jokes, like

"a man walks into a bar, and notices a steak hanging from the ceiling. when he asks the bartender about it, the bartender says “If you can jump up and hit it, drinks are on the house for the night, but if you miss, everyone’s drinks are on your tab for the next two hours. Do you want to try?” the man decided not to take the risk. he thought the steaks were too high.

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[pacolocco12]

Love this!
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[Babstreefern]

To me ajjustin, anything that you can either smile or laugh at can be a joke. All jokes doesn't have to have a pun attached to it

[pacolocco12]

I love how this post cracked me up
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[dangeun]

This thread is filled with nice jokes that truly makes a big break from camping topics. Although most jokes are related to camping and travel, they insipire to take new steps and go to more adventures.